John Thomson
Known for acting · Born 2 April 1969 · 57 · Salford, Lancashire, England, UK
165 credits
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Known for
Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun
2016
Cold Feet
1998
The Fast Show
1994
Men Behaving Badly
1992
Bill and Ben
2001
Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners
2013
Dog Loves Books
2020
Shane the Chef
2018
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
2005
Comic Relief Does Fame Academy
2003
Nightborn
2026
Strange Hill High
2013
Acting (160)
2026NightbornJon's FatherFilm
2026Break ClauseAlan · 6 episodesSeries
2025Fackham HallBillFilm
2025Art DetectivesWilliam TitchfieldSeries
2025The People BeforeKnotweed ManFilm
2025Secret Life of the Auction HouseSelf - Narrator (voice) · 7 episodesSeries
2025Celebrity PuzzlingSelf - PanellistSeries
2024The GentlemenFrankSeries
2024CaptivatedGeoffSeries
2024The 1970s: Those Were the DaysSelf - Narrator · 2 episodesSeries
2024Ricky, Sue & a Trip or TwoSelfSeries
2023Caroline Aherne: Queen of ComedySelfFilm
2023The Royle Family - Down the Back of the SofaSelfFilm
2022Sister Boniface MysteriesLeonard MonkSeries
2022DodgerFarmer GrundlesSeries
2022Celebrity LingoSelf - ContestantSeries
2022Red Riding Hood: After Ever AfterPlankFilm
2022Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & MoreSelfFilm
2022Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of LaughsSelfFilm
2022Best Year EverSelf - Actor · 4 episodesSeries
2021Last Train to ChristmasVicFilm
2021Paul Sinha's TV ShowdownSelf - ContestantSeries
2021The Weakest LinkSelfSeries
2021Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!NarratorFilm
2021Les Dawson Lost TapesSelfFilm
2020McDonald & DoddsJimmy DalySeries
2020The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming CatchphrasesSelf/Various CharactersFilm
2020Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable YearsSelfFilm
2020The Fast Show: More Blooming CatchphrasesSelfFilm
2020Dog Loves BooksDog (voice) · 52 episodesSeries
2019BrassicColin Popov · 2 episodesSeries
2019This Time with Alan PartridgeJoe BeasleySeries
2019Being Frank: The Chris Sievey StoryHimselfFilm
20197 Up & MeSelfFilm
2019Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets UnwrappedNarratorFilm
2018Celebrity CatchphraseSelfSeries
2018The People's VetSelf - NarratorSeries
2018Shane the Chef · 52 episodesSeries
2017Richard Osman's House of GamesSelf - Contestant · 10 episodesSeries
2017Dying LaughingSelfFilm
2017Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor CarFilm
2016GrimsbyBob TolliverFilm
2016Billionaire BoyLenFilm
2016Alan Partridge's Scissored IsleKevin RuddockFilm
2016Dara O Briain's Go 8 BitSelfSeries
2016Bargain-Loving Brits in the SunSelf - Narrator · 388 episodesSeries
2016Caroline Aherne at the BBCSelf - PresenterFilm
2015Fungus The BogeymanFilm
2014Northern SoulTerryFilm
2014Alan Davies: As Yet UntitledSelfSeries
2013Father BrownJohn BanksSeries
2013PlebsMr. AdolphusSeries
2013The Job LotKevinSeries
2013The MimicNigel Lord · 4 episodesSeries
2013DementamaniaFilm
2013Help PointStephenFilm
2013Strange Hill HighVarious (voice) · 26 episodesSeries
2013Through the KeyholeSelf, Self - PanelistSeries
2013Obsessive Compulsive CleanersSelf - Narrator · 44 episodesSeries
2013PulpDave BurnsFilm
2013CatchphraseSeries
2013Tipping Point: Lucky StarsSelf - ContestantSeries
2013The Power of DartsNarrator (voice)Film
2012Evidently... John Cooper ClarkeHimselfFilm
2012Uncle Wormsley's ChristmasMr. Goodington and the CrabcatchersFilm
2012BBC Comedy FeedsSteveSeries
2011Death in ParadiseDCI Chris RickettsSeries
2011The Jonathan Ross ShowSelfSeries
2011Celebrity Antiques Road TripSelf - ParticipantSeries
2011SootyThe BossSeries
2011The Chase: Celebrity SpecialSelfSeries
2011The Lock UpNarrator · 14 episodesSeries
2010The Road to Coronation StreetHarry KershawFilm
2010The Royle Family: Behind the SofaSelfFilm
2009Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need MedleyBill (Flowerpot Man)Film
2009Big TopGeoff · 6 episodesSeries
2009Angela and FriendsSeries
2009Heads or TailsSelf - ContestantSeries
2008InkheartDariusFilm
2008Celebrity JuiceSelf · 3 episodesSeries
2008Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding DongSelfSeries
2008All Star Mr & MrsSeries
2007SkinsSam BrooksSeries
2007KingdomNigel Pearson · 6 episodesSeries
2007MobileRay Bould / Hypnotherapist · 4 episodesSeries
2007Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'Self - Narrator (voice)Film
2007Engineering the World RallyHimself - Narrator · 6 episodesSeries
2006Waterloo RoadNelson Smith · 3 episodes, Nelson TaylorSeries
2006New Street LawCharlie Darling · 14 episodesSeries
2006The DealerBatFilm
2006Ghosthunting With... · 12 episodesSeries
2005Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-RabbitMr. Windfall (voice)Film
20058 Out of 10 CatsSelfSeries
2005The F WordSeries
2005Monkey Trousers · 7 episodesSeries
2004Fat SlagsForemanFilm
2004Blackpool · 6 episodesSeries
2003The Terry and Gaby ShowSeries
2003Celebrity Mastermind, Self - ContestantSeries
2003Comic Relief Does Fame Academy · 40 episodesSeries
2003Appointment with Dr. TerribleInterviewee – ActorFilm
200224 Hour Party PeopleCharlesFilm
2002Ant & Dec's Saturday Night TakeawaySelfSeries
2002Johnny Vaughan TonightSelfSeries
2002A Tribute to the Likely LadsFlintSeries
2001Murder in MindAlan SquiresSeries
2001Dog Eat DogFootball CoachFilm
2001Dr Terrible's House of HorribleSir Donald TyburnSeries
2001Station JimHaroldFilm
2001Bill and BenBill (voice) · 52 episodesSeries
2000Born RomanticFirst Cab DriverFilm
2000Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)Series
1999The Flint Street NativityChristian Jerrums / InnkeeperFilm
1999It's Only TV But I Like ItSelfSeries
1999The Fast Show: You Ain’t Seen These, Right?Film
1999Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast ShowSelfFilm
1998Cold FeetPete Gifford · 61 episodesSeries
1998Up 'n' UnderStanFilm
1998Ted & RalphVicarFilm
1998The Fast Show LiveFilm
1998You Are HerePeter KeggyFilm
1998Roger RogerBarry · 8 episodesSeries
1997The Man Who Knew Too LittleDimitriFilm
1997Midsomer MurdersCooper SteinemSeries
1997The Girl with Brains in Her FeetMr. LoughboroughFilm
1996Silent WitnessDI Warren Bull · 2 episodesSeries
1996Never Mind the BuzzcocksSelf - PanellistSeries
1996Pond Life · 20 episodesSeries
1996VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue HoneymoonFilm
1996Roger RogerBarryFilm
1996Saturday LiveCabbieSeries
1995The Young Poisoner's HandbookNathanFilm
1995Coogan's RunFat BobSeries
1995Fist of FunPied Piper of Hamelin · 2 episodesSeries
1995Crapston Villas · 20 episodesSeries
1995The World of Lee EvansCustomerSeries
1995Dangerous LadyLee Ryan · 4 episodesSeries
1994Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan PartridgePetty Officer Alan Partridge, Joe BeasleySeries
1994The Day TodayTreasurerSeries
1994The Fast ShowVarious Characters · 34 episodesSeries
1994Pie in the SkyAndrew VernonSeries
1994Steve Coogan: Live 'n' LewdBernard Right On/VariousFilm
1994Smashie and Nicey: The End of an EraSimon JokeFilm
1994Pauline Calf's Wedding VideoFat BobFilm
1994Ready, Steady, CookSelf - GuestSeries
1993Shooting StarsSelfSeries
1993Paul Calf's Video DiaryFat BobFilm
1993HarryRoyo · 2 episodesSeries
1992Men Behaving BadlyKen · 16 episodesSeries
1992Blue HeavenWaiter 2Series
1992The WeekendersPoliceman 1Film
1992The Dead Good ShowVariousSeries
1991Soldier SoldierSgt DunnSeries
1991Murder Most HorridDaniel HoffmeyerSeries
1991Paul Merton: The SeriesSeries
1990The WordSeries
1988This MorningSelfSeries
1964Top of the PopsSelf - HostSeries
—Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard RightonBernard RightonSeries
—Sally Lindsay's Quiz NightSelf - Team CaptainSeries
Directing (1)
2019Phoenix Madina - Bring on the SpermDirectorFilm
Writing (4)
2020The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming CatchphrasesWriterFilm
1999The Fast Show: You Ain’t Seen These, Right?WriterFilm
1994The Fast ShowWriterSeries
1994Steve Coogan: Live 'n' LewdWriterFilm